1. Coming Soon to a Comic Con Near You

    JewelryJune: I've realized I'm a total jewelry slut. I can't get enough and I'm completely disloyal.
    HandbagHelen: I'm a bit of a handbag slut, so it's ok.
    JewelryJune: We are the whores of Gotham.
    HandbagHelen: da dada DA! We should have our own comic.
    JewelryJune: as long as there's lots of sex in
    i sound british on gchat
    HandbagHelen: hahaha
    JewelryJune: it's because I hit send before I'm finished typing the sentence
    HandbagHelen: jumped the gun, so to speak?
    JewelryJune: premature gchatulation
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[bAckwards muSings from a sliGhtly sideWays thinKer]

This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.
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