1. Philosophical Riddles

    Friend: hey, are you going to ben's thing?
    Me: yes. you?
    Friend: does a bear shit in the woods?
    Me: is that a trick question? like what if I'm not there to see it shit?
    Friend: it's like the tree that falls in the forrest. it's pretty deep. but on a more shallow level, yes, i'll be there. and you will be there to see me, so there's no doubt about it.
    Me: perfect.
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[bAckwards muSings from a sliGhtly sideWays thinKer]

This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.
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