"No, ShadowShopper.com, I do not win. And you are not desperate for mystery shoppers, you are desperate for gullible internet scam victims."
[bAckwards muSings from a sliGhtly sideWays thinKer]
This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.