1. The Whimsical Dilemma

    Someone drunkenly asked me several weeks ago what my three favorites were.  “My three favorite what?” I naturally asked.

    “Everything.”

    Right.  Ok.  Not as easy as it sounds.  I was on a role when I pretty quickly named one of my favorite things as whimsy.  Except then I realized soon after that almost everything else I liked, I liked because of its whimsical elements.  That sucks.  I can’t have just one favorite when everybody else gets three favorites.  I want two more favorites!

    I’m a very whimsical person though.  Maybe my one favorite is just better than your three favorites.  Did you think of that?  You probably didn’t, because you were too busy thinking of your two other favorites.  Well not me.  I’ve got time to spare now.  All thanks to whimsy.

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This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.
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