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Why You Shouldn’t Eat Mac and Cheese Right Before Bed
Had a dream last night that I somehow acquired several galapagos tortoises as pets, except they were tiny and bright green and ate nothing but unsalted peanuts (which is a good thing, since in my dream this was the only thing I had in my kitchen cabinet). I think I was planning to train them as ninjas…
[bAckwards muSings from a sliGhtly sideWays thinKer]
This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.
This blog is a series of short thoughts and essays named after my beta fish who sometimes has digestion problems that screw up his equilibrium in the water and cause him to float sideways at the top of his bowl, making me think that he's dead. But that's not what the blurbs are about, the blurbs are funny. Or something.
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